Issue #1 Winter 2010, "The Phlegmatic Issue"
This INAUGURAL ISSUE of Whim Quarterly is printed on actual, flammable paper. Soon to be a collector's item!
Contents: 39 articles by 18 writers including
- "Top 50 Mediocre Movies of All-Time"
- "Street Names For Drugs Your Kids Are Taking"
- "Why Robots Are Cooler Than Cars"
- "Excerpts From The New Astronaut's Cookbook" . . . and MUCH MORE!
Number of pages: 36
Average number of jokes per page: 12
Paper quality: #70 Matte
References only dogs will get: 2
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